These indigenous Kabyles ….

How can we help these native Kabyles? Several civilisations had tried. The civilisation of Rome, which was nothing mediocre, had tried to do so unsuccessfully. But we have to say that this civilisation was not up to the task. And with its empire stretching across three quarters of the world, it lacked time and pragmatic measures.
Then came France, which brought wine and cheese. The wine was accepted by the Kabyles (and happily so), but for the cheese, the kingdom struggled to convince them. The Kabyles had no refrigerators. By trying to force them, we became witnesses to the first Kabyle revolt. General Brie de Min Calva tried to convince them by confiscating their land, and forced the men into exile. And most of these men perished on foreign soil, their only consolation being that they died without having digested a triangle of the “nauseating” drug.
(…) After this civilisation of “frog years” came the majestic civilisation, probably the most advanced civilisation of all: the great Arab civilisation. The latter had come to save the world, and these native Kabyles were indeed part of that world. When they arrived, they found that the Kabyles built their houses with stone, wood, and with small pipes at an angle of 45 degrees, clumsily assigned to the walls facing north. The roof tiles were made of clay of various colours and a resistance that would surely slow their progress. In front of their poor homes, lay small boulders scattered that were ridiculously the same size, and had an equal spacing.
Their agriculture was mediocre, living on wheat, barley and the liquid they got from a tree that kept its green foliage throughout the year. The great Arab civilisation didn’t trust trees that didn’t lose their leaves, and rightly so, a tree that had no respect for autumn deserved to harvest its fruits. The clothes were ridiculous. The head was not covered and they wore the white dress that came down to the knees. The shoes were made of animal skin and fastened symmetrically on both sides. Their children were uneducated and spent their time playing on the “PlayStation” and royally neglected their homework. Their games were more violent, such as “Takken 3” and “Resident Evil”.
Their women were provocatively beautiful and did not wear “hijab”, more outrageously, they wandered freely among the male ones and even participated in social duties for their villages. They had a sacred role in their native customs. It was unthinkable that these creatures who were supposed to serve only for reproduction were left to handle other tasks in the local community. Their ignorance was irreversibly entrenched in that “concept” called “freedom.”

One man of this stately Arab civilisation is distinguished by his radical intelligence, his name was: Abdellah Ibn kadab al kebab. Seeing this libertine excesses, he uttered this sentence: “Man is born free, but he must be everywhere in chains. And looking at these creatures with long hair and wearing a “mascara” Bourgeois”, he repeated that phrase: “Woman is born in chains, and everywhere they circulate freely. ” These beautiful words still echo in the native Kabyle community. But hamdoulilah today we can’t see a woman walking without hearing the sound of their chains, their “mascara” is cleverly hidden under a veil, their desire to make decisions leads to loud laughter. They became more productive, and their participation in social life is 0.0001%. A figure that one must still endeavour to reduce.
Let the world take note; condemn your wife. If you don’t know why, she does.
As for those stupid stone houses, we taught them to build tents. Even more, we taught them the needlessness of tiles. As for their clothes, we taught them “it is better to go barefoot than badly shod”
Only an ungrateful Kabyle can today deny the benefits of this majestic civilisation that has liberated the world and the Kabyle from a life of harmlessness, tranquillity and freedom that peace can impose on you.

 

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